OK.. So some one (who will receive a serious beat down for ruining my day!) sent me these links…
With the Twilight books, Twilight the movies, T - shirts, jewellery, underwear, sparkly candy (Scratch and Sniff – Seriously?), ice – cream, figurines.. ARRGH… please, some one put me out of my misery! I have heard rumours of a Sparkling vibrator and even Ladies Sanitary items (if this is true – don’t tell me, I don’t think I can handle it)… Every where I turn I see some thing Twilight related…
If I see one more RIDICULOUS piece of Twi-crap I swear I will not be responsible for my actions… Going Postal will be inevitable… No Twi-hard fangirl dipshit will be safe… AAARRGGGGG!
But out of every thing, all the Twi-crap ive seen - these really take the cake.. They are seriously on top of my “Oh HELL No” list and fairly close to the top of my WTF list… I mean, why? No seriously – WHY? (see links)
(Edit: The original links didnt work - hopefully these will...)
1. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=33729295
2. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=28173338
3. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=29576343
4. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=33296992 (Edit: Couldnt find the original link for this one - it was about imprinting *Shutter*; but thought this was bad too (yikes, now Jacobs a stalker too!)
5.http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=32356952
(I mean, come on people, what kind of vampire drives a “Volvo”??? Maybe one that says “I may have bitten a pillow or two..” SERIOUSLY there is NOTHING sexy about a Volvo… (apologising for any offence to Volvo drivers – they are great cars. Reliable – Yes, Sexy – NO!);)
And they go on, and on, and on…. I want to meet some one who would decorate their house with this crap – show yourself so I can BITCH slap you upside the head…
**Taking a Chill Pill – finding happy place – Repeating calming mantra (There’s no such thing as Twilight, There’s no such thing as Twilight)**
End of Rant.
