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Having a Twilight Merchandise induced Aneurism...

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Having a Twilight Merchandise induced Aneurism...

Postby symbology101 on Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:43 pm

(i may be WAY behind the eight ball on this one, but i thought i'd share my feelings...)

OK.. So some one (who will receive a serious beat down for ruining my day!) sent me these links…

With the Twilight books, Twilight the movies, T - shirts, jewellery, underwear, sparkly candy (Scratch and Sniff – Seriously?), ice – cream, figurines.. ARRGH… please, some one put me out of my misery! I have heard rumours of a Sparkling vibrator and even Ladies Sanitary items (if this is true – don’t tell me, I don’t think I can handle it)… Every where I turn I see some thing Twilight related…

If I see one more RIDICULOUS piece of Twi-crap I swear I will not be responsible for my actions… Going Postal will be inevitable… No Twi-hard fangirl dipshit will be safe… AAARRGGGGG! :headdesk:

But out of every thing, all the Twi-crap ive seen - these really take the cake.. They are seriously on top of my “Oh HELL No” list and fairly close to the top of my WTF list… I mean, why? No seriously – WHY? (see links)

(Edit: The original links didnt work - hopefully these will...)
1. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=33729295
:hissy: (CREEEEPY! GOOD GOD! When did Stalking become “In Vogue”)

2. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=28173338
:hissy: (“I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time – im gavomitting…”)

3. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=29576343
:hissy: (Is it just me or does this just seem all kinds of WRONG?)

4. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=33296992 (Edit: Couldnt find the original link for this one - it was about imprinting *Shutter*; but thought this was bad too (yikes, now Jacobs a stalker too!)
:hissy: (OH No no no no NO NO NO! NOT COOL… *FINDING HAPPY PLACE, FINDING HAPPY PLACE*)

5.http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=32356952
:hissy: (OH P-LEEAASE)
(I mean, come on people, what kind of vampire drives a “Volvo”??? Maybe one that says “I may have bitten a pillow or two..” SERIOUSLY there is NOTHING sexy about a Volvo… (apologising for any offence to Volvo drivers – they are great cars. Reliable – Yes, Sexy – NO!);)

And they go on, and on, and on…. I want to meet some one who would decorate their house with this crap – show yourself so I can BITCH slap you upside the head… :fry:

**Taking a Chill Pill – finding happy place – Repeating calming mantra (There’s no such thing as Twilight, There’s no such thing as Twilight)** :cookie:

End of Rant.
Last edited by symbology101 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Having a Twilight Merchandise induced Aneurism...

Postby belle28147 on Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:35 pm

i would love to see them but the links didnt work for me :( it kept saying error
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Re: Having a Twilight Merchandise induced Aneurism...

Postby symbology101 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:55 am

belle28147 wrote:i would love to see them but the links didnt work for me :( it kept saying error


Sorry i must have done some thing wrong... :loco: (perhaps i should have eaten a cookie first to calm down before posting!)

the links should work now...

:cookie:
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Re: Having a Twilight Merchandise induced Aneurism...

Postby belle28147 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:52 pm

yep they do.. :) thanks for posting.. they gave me a good laugh :)
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Re: Having a Twilight Merchandise induced Aneurism...

Postby JINEAU on Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:53 pm

Not sure where to post this but I'm doing my part to spread the word. Boycott that's going around, I'm doing my part. IF there's a better place here
repost it for me. Thanx (I choose just not to see it all togehter!)

Here goes:
so uh New moon is coming out soon like Nov 20th or something. Now even though we hated the last movie we all know that were a bit curious if the new directer did better and were going to see the movie. Now I'm starting a post viewing boycott. basically I'm encouraging people not to rush in to see it. Wait till December so as not to give it a box office smash. They can only claim it a box office hit in the first week and best movie of the year first and second week. So by not paying to see it the first two weeks will actually be stifling that and sending SM a message that if all she wants is money and fame at the price of poorly written books and crappy movies she better start thinking about her fans more than her self. Personally I would love to wait until it comes to video and just rent the damn thing so as not to give her any money. But I don't have the patience for that so Ill probably just go buy a ticket for another movie at the same showing time giving my patron -ism, and support to another movie, and use that ticket to go see New moon. Thus not buying into SM"s piggy bank. By the third week theaters won't care if you say you changed your mind last minute on the movie you want to see. They already made there money off you anyways. There's a pretty good group from two other forums where i posted this so far almost 200 people have joined our post viewing boycott group. If you agree with this and know other people on other forums that would like to be involved feel free to copy and paste the message and send it on.

P.S. 200 may not seem like a lot now but people are spreading the word out there so there could be a whole lot more, that we don't know of. But most tickets are $12 times that by 200 and you get $2400 that SM isn't getting. Nor are her horrible actors. (No offense to Tylor Lautner who is like the only one in the series who can act)

So send it, forward it, text it, post it, email it, Spread the word!!!!!
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